December 2009
~~THE WIERD FARM~~ a story, by: bschh
omkboom:
bschh:
one day i went to my grampas farm and my parents dropped me off. my parents were like and i was like . i went into the barn and my grandma saw me and was like so i was like and she was like so i was just like . then my grampa walked in and was like and i was like . he told me to take care of some chickens first. i looked at them and they were like so i was like so i...
LOL!
Room Service (RS): Morrin. Roon sirbees.
Guest (G): Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.
RS: Â Rye ..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen?
G: Uh..yes..I’ d like some bacon and eggs.
RS: Ow July den?
G: What?
RS: Ow July den?…pryed, boyud, poochd?
G: Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.
RS: Ow July dee baykem? Crease?
G: Crisp will be fine.
RS: Hokay. An Sahn toes?
G: What?
RS: An toes. July Sahn toes?
G: I don’t think so.
RS: No? Judo wan sahn toes?
G: I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what ‘judo wan sahn toes’ means.
RS: Toes! toes!…Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?
G: English muffin!! I’ve got it! You were saying ‘Toast.’ Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.
RS: We bodder?
G: No…just put the bodder on the side.
RS: Wad!?
G: I mean butter…just put it on the side.
RS: Copy?
G: Excuse me?
RS: Copy…tea. ..meel?
G: Yes. Coffee, please, and that’s all.
RS: One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy….rye?
G: Whatever you say.
RS: Tenjewberrymuds.
G : You’re very welcome
STORY: BY BSCHH
omkboom:
blaaaaaah:
francesburger:
heyleslieee:
saabmagalona:
HAHAHAH Found this so funny :P
(via bschh)
it was the first day of school, and i was getting ready to get on the bus, so naturally i was like
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so i was doin’ my thang, and eating a banana as i got on. then i saw the driver and he was all like
so i was like
and he was like
so i was like
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